If I Was Polpo I’d Simply Swallow The Gun

would you still leave me behind? even if we fucked on the polpo bed?

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

i used to be able to get a sea salt flavoured soda with terry bogard on the can but every store just abruptly stopped selling it 2-3 years ago :(

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

sans the skeleton has been spotted purchasing cigarettes "for his dog"

Malcolm in the Middle - 中央のマルコム (2005)

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.