If I Was Polpo I’d Simply Swallow The Gun

would you still leave me behind? even if we fucked on the polpo bed?

it's our job to rank their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win...a TWERK OFF

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

i used to be able to get a sea salt flavoured soda with terry bogard on the can but every store just abruptly stopped selling it 2-3 years ago :(

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

sans the skeleton has been spotted purchasing cigarettes "for his dog"

Malcolm in the Middle - 中央のマルコム (2005)

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.