If I Was Polpo I’d Simply Swallow The Gun

would you still leave me behind? even if we fucked on the polpo bed?

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

And one thing you should understand is that the underlying guiding moral axiom of this blog is the wholesale destruction of vampires

Other moral axioms as well but they’re mostly downstream of the vampire thing

Why do horror game protagonists always buy the worst flashlights? A flashlight that can kill a Dracula is like 20 bucks. Why are you grabbing grandma's old flashlight with a dying bulb from 1992 and going into the woods at night?

i've seen exactly one game actually have an explanation, that being INFRA, where iirc everyone acknowledges the flashlight is shit, and the company the protag works for ordered new ones but they didn't arrive yet at the time the game starts out

Adding "not buying shit my boss should have got me months ago" to the lists of valid reasons to go into a wicked forest with a shitty flash light.

these days everything has to be some kind of shadow bullshit

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!