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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

i am like addicted to that reaction image of the deformed ms paint kid typing on a computer way too big for him its like the only good reaction for when you see a take clearly written by a child

The wild thing is that the potential rail strike wouldn’t even exist if the US weren’t one of the 5 or so countries which offer zero guaranteed paid leave

it’s throw yourself in the lake and have a change of heart about drowning when actually confronted with imminent death and shockingly resist it and wade out back to the shore shivering and teeth chattering and clothes sopping wet and a sense of surreal, visceral determination settled into your bones now that you have committed to remain living and suffer further onwards on this bitch of a planet Thursday

It's fun to be a hater but you also have to be a liker. It's about balancing your humours

Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet