they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

Well I think it was brave

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.