gods favorite catboy

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

youtube saw that i didnt fall asleep watching videos last night so now its only recommending me videos of individuals being skinned alive with 0 views and they all take place right outside my house

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices