gods favorite catboy

yeah i'm sac-religious, any cabals of heretics wanna hop on my ca-balls and here-dick?

Nobody wants to have sects?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”