ALAKAZAM, BITCH

wizard tip of the day: listen to nine inch nails

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

been stuck because idk what to draw right now who want me (send requests)

wait a minute everything is ok

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed