NOTHING'S FOREVER, DUDE!

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

⋆႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

Not to overstate the perks of divorce, but as a kid whose parents divorced, remarried, divorced, and married again one of my favourite things is to show up to family functions like “I’m related to literally none of you. What up with these mini muffins tho”

I spent last thanksgiving with my ex-stepparent’s new spouse’s family and the kids were like “are you our step-brother?” and I just cackled like a cartoon villain

Relationship of Theseus

i DID NOT comission this shit. but follow lackey's art