hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

Yes, you WOULD think....

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

The ADHD urge to not

To just not

I have several overdue assignments

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.