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my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭
hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.
my bad yall
Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.
We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao
Today in australia they started senate hearings on the bill the government hopes will make enough disabled people die or disappear to make us all less irritatingly expensive for them. We had two weeks to submit feedback on over 400 pages of complicated legal terms. They don't care what we have to say and they don’t care that this will kill people and disenfranchise disabled people across the country.
There are 760,000 Australians on the National Disability Insurance Scheme, the system that - if they feel like it and your personalised plan says you get to have it - provides funding for everything from personal hygiene care to support workers to therapies to assistive technology. It's already very hard for disabled people to get on the NDIS, regardless of your disability. It's near impossible to access most support and equipment without being on the NDIS. And the government has announced that they want that number to drop to 600,000 in four years. 160,000 of us cut off the Scheme - and countless more denied access. This will cause deaths. People will die and people will suffer because there is no safety net. The NDIS is the only option for most of us. Even private health insurance doesn't cover most of these things. Nobody will swoop in to save us.
The bill wants to give the (non disabled!) NDIS minister basically unlimited power to cut our funding. They're already planning what they'd do with that power. What rights they'll strip from us. What dignity and freedom they'll remove to make their budget look better.
The bill wants to force people to try every treatment out there before they're allowed to be on the NDIS. Including if the treatment is literally impossible to access. There’s a lot of us living in regional areas or out bush who can't just pop to the capital cities for specialists. This will especially hurt disabled First Nations people in regional and remote communities, who already experience limited access to healthcare. Oh, and it includes chemical restraint, too. The government has directly refused to exclude chemical restraint from the required process, calling it "trialling medication".
If you're australian and worried, the ABC did a good breakdown of the proposed changes.
I know australia stuff doesn't really pop up on the radar on this site, but I want everyone to know what's going on. What we're fighting for here. Your australian disabled friends might be NDIS participants fearing for their life, rights, and freedom. They might not be a participant and afraid these changes mean they never will have access. We deserve better. The government built a system with no backup plan, and now they want hundreds of thousands of disabled people to pay the price for their bad planning.
Sorry we're too expensive to have rights, I guess.
there's this weird thing people fall into online a lot, where people assume that if the [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged then people will, naturally, do [perceived-to-be-superior] version of [activity] instead. When really it's just as (or more) likely that if [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged people just won't do it at all.
audiobook listeners are not necessarily people who would otherwise do a lot of traditional reading if audiobooks did not exist, many are people who simply would experience zero books. Booktok romance readers would not necessarily be reading the classics if booktok did not exist, many of them would simply not read. Fanfiction writers would not necessarily be novelists if fanfic wasn't an option, many would just be people who didn't write. You know?
A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
1.03, The Squire

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The Duet: Portraits of Alexandra, Daughter of Rev. G. Kitchin and Winifrid, Daughter of the Painter
Artist: Henry James Holiday (British, 1839-1927)
Date: n. d.
Medium: Pencil, watercolour and bodycolour on paper
Collection: Property from the Collection of Sir Rod Stewart, C.B.E.
Description
Holiday's daughter Winifrid (1866-1949) became a violinist and violin teacher, alongside her work as a suffragette.
Alexandra Kitchin (1864-1912) was named after her god-mother Alexandra of Denmark (then Princess of Wales), and was also the subject of at least five photographs by Lewis Carroll aged between four and sixteen.
Reverend Dr George William Kitchin (1827-1912) was the first Chancellor of the University of Durham and Dean of Winchester, and a friend of Carroll and John Ruskin, as well as Holiday.
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
perspectives is BACK babey! Check out #perspectives on my blog as we keep going forwards in time!
"See? Snake!" Palaeophis/Presbyornis/Striatolamia/Myliobatis/Pseudamia/Eutrichiurides Paleogene, 49 million years ago, Margaret Formation This was posted last week on my Patreon, available to $10 supporters!
For millions of years, the Earth has existed in a hothouse age.
Water evaporates and rains down, increasing the amount of freshwater flowing through Earth's rivers. As they drain into the enclosed Arctic Ocean, a non-salty layer of water emerges at the top.
Right now, the arctic is warm. It's practically entirely free of ice, even during the long polar darkness. Alligators lurk in the lakes under the midnight sun. And today, in the ocean, so does an enormous, almost-twenty-foot snake, coming up for air and startling a gaggle of Presbyornis in the process. Large even for her kind, she made her way through the ancient North Sea to bask in the polar summer. Warm-blooded, she is more resistant to changing temperatures than your average snake, and the bounty of food has encouraged her to remain here for the time being. With the ability to drink from freshwater on the ocean's surface, this Palaeophis toliapicus thrives in an environment where this is the norm. As the sun sets over the next few weeks, she will swim back the way she came, and repeat the journey every year.
Bizarrely, the Eocene arctic possesses relatively low diversity in marine life. It appears to be dominated by scores and scores of shed teeth belonging to relatives of sand tiger sharks and eagle rays. Aside from that, we see hairtail, smelts, and potentially bowfin. With the mingling of fresh and salt water, this ocean can potentially accomodate species from both environments.
Also notable is the presence of a dense plant carpeting the sea surface: Azolla. They capture carbon dioxide from the air, and as they die, sink to the seafloor, locking it away from the atmosphere. It is these plants that will send the planet spiralling into a cooling climate, culminating in the famous ice ages. Lush forests will slowly but surely be replaced by hardier fare, and then by sprawling glaciers. The arctic will freeze over, and the area will be rendered unrecognizable until a strange species of hairless apes dig up a plethora of shark's teeth in the Margaret Formation millions of years later.
But today, there's no need to worry about that. Today, a visitor arrives, takes a breath of that fresh, fresh air, and submerges herself in the water again, swimming off into the blue, as she has done for much of her life.
Palaeophis is a "sea snake" (actually related to the adorable elephant trunk snake) the size of a python. The toliapicus species is part of a clade of more flattened species with distinct oceangoing adaptations. I like to think that maybe they drank rainwater from the ocean's surface much like modern sea snakes, but that's speculation. It's possible the tropical climate of the time was what allowed them to grow to such massive sizes, and we have another species, colossaeus, from Mali that grew longer than an anaconda. We have no evidence of them ever going this far north, but I think it's possible. Presbyornis is a bird that looked as if one stretched a duck into the proportions of a flamingo, that was common during the Eocene. Its lineage has a long and storied history dating back to the latest Cretaceous, though none of its kind exists today.
Striatolamia and Myliobatis are known from teeth! Teeth everywhere! Unlike modern sand tigers and eagle rays, they are fully acclimated to brackish water. They make up much of the fossils in the area, indicating a surprisingly low-diversity environment.
"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

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LINDSEY GRAHAM RANDOMLY DYING OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING ON MITCH MCCONNELL TO GO FROM MOSTLY DEAD TO ALL DEAD IS AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING BIT I'M NOT GONNA LIE
TOM CULLEN as SER LUTHOR LARGENT ↳ HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022 - ), dir. CLARE KILNER ⤷ 3x02 "Queen's Landing"
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