earth is a cube and the moon is a hologram

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

jeff and shirley’s dynamic is criminally underrated luke they bounce off each other so well and its such a shame that there are so few episodes focusing on them

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

no one has ever gone to the club

true club has never been tried

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so