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Ban Private Equity from any financial transactions related to homes and residential real estate. They're ruining the market for home buyers (and sellers) and keeping rents artificially high nationwide in the USA.

Keep Hedge funds and Wall St out of housing. Or tax the fcuk out of them.

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

also to literally everyone commenting on this that it’s a “gang initiation” technique and flashing lights will get you murdered, absolutely no. please check snopes or just Google urban legends. i think i remember this rumor when i still had an AOL email account, that’s how old it is.

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

Firefox once again cleaning up after the whole corporate internet

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

#I love binging as much as the next person but the thing about binging is that you can do is when the series/season is finished #it's always there. but the community and weekly discussion that is fostered by weekly releases is unreplaceable (via cabeverian)

This is actually really good news for all of us fans of dumb little shows that Netflix shits out then immediately cancels like [infinite shrieking]. My weird, low budget, always filmed in Canada, queer sci-fi shows could actually get a chance to develop some word of mouth before the "we only care about viewership in the first two days" windows closed.

wouldn't it be sick if this hit 100k

rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate

ten years later still get shook

The universal urge--young and old--to pretend you're the one conducting