Bitches Love Me For My Fluffy Tail And Soft Paws

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

MORTIFYING: my cousin stopped me to ask "hey do you know this queer person" and I was like dude. just because I'm a huge fag doesn't mean I'll know any queer person you show me come on (glances at the photo) oh yeah okay I know them

just misread "comparing apples to oranges" as "comparing alphas to omegas" I think I should go and stand on the side of the road with my thumb out and hitchhike to a field in the middle of nowhere and lie down in it and close my eyes and maybe cry a single tear

This is Hiyori and Kyoro the spotted seals from Okhotsk Tokkari Center, Japan. [x]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

World Heritage Post

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both