Bitches Love Me For My Fluffy Tail And Soft Paws

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

look at us. blogging

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.