its not funny but i do think about it a lot
This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:
But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:
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its not funny but i do think about it a lot
This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:
But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

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two sides of the same coin
oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.
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DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)
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The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.
How old were you when you had your first taste of Hot Cheetos?
My aunt tells me a story of when I was younger (around 4 or 5), that I was suffering through a bag of these chips. But, although my nose was running and I kept making funny faces, I didn’t want to let them go.
That served as part of the inspiration for this one. The other being a scene from American Dad, where Stan tries to one-up Roger by trying to eat a whole serving of horse radish.
So cool to see the growth!
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I just learned a thing about art.
You can just paint circles. And still make amazing art.
Things that have always stopped me from trying to art:
I can't understand shapes and perspective
I can't understand shading and lighting
I can't make faces or human bodies because I don't perceive them really (every face I draw is the same face, because that is what my face blindness sees)
I can't think of scenes to make
I don't understand "simplifying" what my eye sees into the mushes that artists make (For example, were to try to draw a tree, it would take me 50 years because the only way I could interpret it would be to draw every single individual leaf, exactly as it appears, which is impossible)
Today I learned that I don't have to do any of those things in order to art.
I could just paint circles forever, and that would count as art. As cool art.
I would personally be happier with squares. But still. I could just. Draw shapes and paint them in, and it would count as art.
Eye-opening.
Do it! Pick a shape or a geometric pattern and make a rule, just like they did. Then try a new rule. Then combine rules. It's going to come out amazing, and over time you'll be able to do more and more complex things!
And yes it's art! It is making art! Go make some art!
her circles now: https://www.tiktok.com/@morgan_echols/video/7630606720141757710
In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter
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cant believe you didnt include the full sentence
People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him
occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
egg
i drew it
hey I hope you dont mind I also painted your egg
i also painted the egg hope that's ok
i heard we were painting egg?
I love how this shows how real artists drawing a thing aren't just representing the thing, but showing you what THEY found beautiful in it.
hope I'm not too late to paint egg! watercolors :)
i too have drawn the egg
heres my egg
Love every single one of these eggs. No yeah of course it's still okay to write your vampire story or whatever, even if a thousand people have done it before you. Your art will still be uniquely yours and people will find something fresh in your perspective. Paint your egg.
I hope my drawing is eggcellent

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This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work
Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda
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by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?