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im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

halfway through platform decay and the most mind blowing reveal so far is that sanctuary moon episodes are a full hour long lmao. i thought they were like 22-minute friends episode kind of length and that was why a) it seems like a kinda schlocky scifisploitation churn-out-as-many-cliffhangers-as-possible sort of show and b) there's such an enormous volume of episodes despite the show's relatively mid reputation, but no, apparently it really is like if game of thrones ran for forty seasons. wild.

Immagine being Adrian, and your spouse leaves for 46 years and brings back a fucking creature with an offensive lack of limbs and surplus of holes and he puts the damn thing in a fishtank in the middle of the city.