hi

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

That’s a dilute torbie. You gotta get a classic black and orange tortie to pair with her.

they’re still finalizing their grand plan…

I don’t know. I try to stay out of women’s business. But if I had to guess? She’s stealing toes.

Means soup is good

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

goodbye straight people

Give him a little break, he’s new