fuck it we ball

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

This and baseball metaphors are the hardest things to avoid, I swear

I think I’m gonna let baseball slide. baseball existing in my canon is waaay funnier than catholics existing

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍