... I dunno.

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

When every surviving human becomes a de facto part of the Resistance, like after Judgement Day in the Terminator franchise, you're gonna feel so foolish.

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

"Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard." - Brennan Lee Mulligan

"How monotonously alike all the great tyrants and conquerors have been: how gloriously different are the saints." --C.S. Lewis

"Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.” - Simone Weil

One of those days where I just want to be a vapid, pink, brainless bimbo housewife who gets all my decisions made for me and told not to worry or even think about anything “manly” because it’s too much for my little brain to handle. All I need to do is giggle and look pretty. *sigh*

Perhaps the computer scientists most of all ...

You should never suck a man's cock to convince him you're good enough for him. Not because it's wrong to objectify yourself. Obviously you should objectify yourself. It's just not good enough. Why are you setting the bar so low? Don't suck his cock, choke on it. Don't suck his cock, tongue his asshole and jerk him off. Don't suck his cock, make another bitch do it while you explain to him that he deserves even more. Blowjobs are the bare fucking minimum. Women are sex objects. If you're not giving him the maximum possible amount of sexual pleasure, every second that you spend with him, it's not enough.

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

Cinderella

The curse was lifted?

I genuinely get turned off when I see porn where the man is eating the slut out or being very gentle with her. I want to see him destroy the fucking cunt. That’s why I know that it’s not just a kink for me anymore, misogyny has genuinely brainwashed me and I’m only happy about it❤️ make more dumb gender traitor cunts like me, watch evil misogynistic porn💋

After sex cheese and crackers

See also: fresh tropical fruit

Yes, I would pay that. Yes, it's a sex-thing.

That is one exceptionally flirtatious leaf.

as a reward for taking his fist in my cunt I got to lick his asshole while he jacked off

Awwwwwwwwww! :-)