... I dunno.

Awwwwwwwwww! :-)

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

10/10 would recommend

I wish teleportation was a thing solely so I could fuck my mutuals

Giggling at the idea of this wish being granted, and an increasingly frustrated task force of physicists eventually giving up and having to report back to a waiting world that it's not a hoax, teleportation does exist, but it can only be used to let OP fuck their mutuals.

Can I suck your cock in a public bathroom, please? Everyone will be watching me as I walk out with my makeup ruined. They’ll know what I just did and I won’t try to hide it. I’m just a slut that you can use whenever you like<3

Rise and shine! It's another perfect day for making pretty girls cry.

if your bitch isn't completely and utterly obsessed with you, means you need to beat it a little more.

"I got that dog in me" This furry convention is going great!

Awwwwwwwwww! :-)

Physically overpowering her whenever she resists is an important part of training a girl. She'll feel a lot better once she fully internalises that she can't stop you from taking what you want.

I shaved her head and then fucked her face balls-deep. Afterwards, scrolling my dash, I saw somebody's pinned post that listed head-shaving as a hard limit, and then a video of a girl enthusiastically sucking the first couple of inches of a dick, and it was like, "You're right, Tumblr. My wife *is* really special."

deeptalk, then deepthroat

Repeat.

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me