... I dunno.

but what if we fucked all night for hours and then fucked as soon as we woke up the next morning? :3

men that stay hard after nutting deserve a cookie

it must feel good as fuck to push a slut’s head down so their throat takes your cock deeper and flutters around it from the way they choke

Can confirm.

“Let’s ditch these losers so I can pound that ass at home” type of boyfriend

I'm a "Let's not bother going out with those losers so I can pound that ass at home" husband, which is what they evolve into.

I like the idea of him fucking my face like it’s a pussy, then cumming down my throat and - with no concern for my comfort - just staying there, on top of me, with my mouth full of cock, relaxing… Until I feel something happening… and before I can stop him he’s pissing directly into my open throat. I start coughing and choking and he just casually holds my head in place and continues taking his post-orgasm piss, telling me to ‘drink up, little toilet’ 🫣

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cunts are so willing to degrade themselves for male attention it’s fucking hilarious. like you want my dick so bad that you’ll let me fuck any hole i want, piss in and on you, edge/overstimulate you, slap and degrade you - you’ll even fuck another cunt if i tell you to - with no promise that you’ll get anything out of it. you’d be shocked at how many whores have begged me to rape them. and you expect us to RESPECT you? fucking laughable.

Having a cunt is consent. Any man has the right to bend you over and spread your legs, wherever you are. There is nothing you can do except allow your brain to melt due to each thrust he gives you, reducing you into the dumb little slut you are.

I’m bored can we legalize female sexual slavery yet

I know that you've been struggling with the sense of total powerlessness that comes with being free-use all the time, baby, so I'm going to let you take a break. Until further notice, you're in charge of when and how we fuck. Just let me know when you want my dick, and what you want it for, and until you do I promise it won't bother you. I'll be ok. When I'm feeling worked up, I'll just torture you instead. I know what you're thinking, but I don't want you to worry that that means I'll just torture you until you beg to service me, so I'll even make two more promises, for your peace of mind. One, I promise to turn you down if you try to offer sex to get out of being tortured. Two, I promise I won't ever let a torture session last longer than however long it's been since the last time you made me cum.

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Get you a girl with that 'We're gonna be out for hours, so you should cum in me before we leave' attitude.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries