... I dunno.

Sometimes my wife instinctively tries to threaten me that she'll touch me when her hands are damp, and I have to remind her that I'm not autistic.

Her: "Putting on pink sparkly make-up made me horny!" [sucks my dick]

Her [showing me potential tattoo designs]: "Do you like that? Would you like looking at that while you fuck me?"

I want it. It should be mine.

tell me no one is around and i can be as loud as i want while you fuck me then send me to get snacks knowing your friends are all in the kitchen

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Awwwwwwwwww! :-)

if you like me why haven't you put hickeys on my titties yet

That feeling when you look at the beautiful, wonderful woman sitting at the other end of the sofa, sharing a blanket with you, watching a movie together, and you find yourself thinking, "I seriously can't believe that this sweet angel really lets me do all the sick shit she lets me do to her ..."

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group