... I dunno.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that

The way they furtively look around to double-check that nobody can see, when you're somewhere public and they're about to put it in their mouth.

Sometimes I talk big game about how I’m not easy to use, but really all a man would have to do is lightly press my shoulder down while telling me to be a good girl and I would be on my knees instantly!

I like nice lingerie as much as the next man, but honestly, I feel like beyond a certain price-point it just stops making sense. I mean, of course I respect making an effort to drive your man wild in the bedroom, but how can you justify buying a full lingerie set from Agent Provocateur, when for the same money you could put whipped cream bikinis on both you and the escort you hired?

No disrespect to the 24/7 high-protocol D/s crowd, but I really love the sense of contrast when your girl is only a part-time sex-slave. There's something beautiful about arguing in the kitchen about what movie to watch, with a girl whose pussy you whipped earlier that evening.

Getting naked. On my stomach. Spreading legs widely. Asking you to find the itch that bothers me in my clit. I'm such a tease.

I appreciate face-fucking on a much deeper level than you.

Awwwwwwwwww! :-)

I get that you want me to slip drugs into your drink and then violate you, but firstly, drugs are expensive, and secondly, even stone-cold sober you're already a whore. Sooooooooo ....