... I dunno.

Torture my cunt. Slap me, pinch me, clamp me. Snap a rubber band on my clit. Put one end of a plastic ruler against me and pull it back, then let it go. Let me feel the anticipation and the hard, sharp smack that’ll make me howl. Put a too-big toy in me and force it deeper and deeper in while I thrash and cry and beg you to stop. Make me hurt, make me suffer, laugh why I cry from the pain you inflict on me. Do any cruel, mean thing to me as long as it gets you off 💕

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I like nice lingerie as much as the next man, but honestly, I feel like beyond a certain price-point it just stops making sense. I mean, of course I respect making an effort to drive your man wild in the bedroom, but how can you justify buying a full lingerie set from Agent Provocateur, when for the same money you could put whipped cream bikinis on both you and the escort you hired?

sometimes men need their space and privacy and as a cunt you need to accept sometimes sleeping in a cage outside the room or a cage/doghouse outside the house is necessary and the most polite thing to do, it is below bare minimum when your man wants a house or room free of cunts or maybe just you and chooses to have another cunt in the home. bonus points if you wear a gag so he doesn't hear you whine when it gets cold or scary outside.

humiliate me and degrade my body until i’m insecure

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clingy girls deserve the deepest creampies

once a sadist is done torturing you, offer them a hug and say thank you

rapebait is a compliment btw.

good girls cry extra pretty when Daddy's had a hard day

Awwwwwwwwww! :-)

In this psychiatrist's defence, you have to remember that in 1983 they were still using the DSM-III ...

getting off to real life experiences of misogyny

Kissing your forehead in missionary before the rough pounding starts

Also, after the rough pounding starts.