Clowncore

maybe I’m greedy but I don’t want the tumblr sexyman poll to kill mitch mcconnell he’s already on the way out. I think we can dream bigger. what if it kills him

When I learn how to text people back my social life will be unstoppable

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Therapyspeak will kill the patient. They need 2000s shows with problematic elements to live.

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind