Clowncore

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

#mypeleds

“not all men” you’re right. sportacus would never do this to me

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

Do you ever wake up from a nap and your mouth tastes like nap

Characters will make a very nuanced choice that makes sense for their story arc and internal conflict, and audience members will be like "is anyone else going to misconstrue this in the most black and white, bad faith manner possible?"

maybe I’m greedy but I don’t want the tumblr sexyman poll to kill mitch mcconnell he’s already on the way out. I think we can dream bigger. what if it kills him

When I learn how to text people back my social life will be unstoppable

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Therapyspeak will kill the patient. They need 2000s shows with problematic elements to live.