we'll make our bed at the bottom of the sea

sorry if the transcript's busted btw, i can barely tell pause and beef's voices apart lol

pause: i feel like we should maybe make a safe area

etho: yeah. we, we need, like, tools and stuff here

beef: okay. alright. so this is our place, so do you actually like wanna build a little house?

etho: this is our door right here. look!

beef: okay, do you need walls?

etho: yes

pause: those are for everyone. those are communal pickaxes

beef: is this house too small?

etho: it's pretty small

pause: it's just to quickly die at and respawn, right?

beef: exactly, yeah yeah yeah! well, we can't exactly respawn here, we respawn up there.

etho: ooo we got lighting in the house

beef: that's pretty good. i'll put the crafting table in the corner in the ground

pause: BEEF, put those pickaxes back!

beef: oh, sorry

pause: OUUGHHH

etho: oh, i was just making more, are there actually pickaxes?

pause: there's, there's picks, yeah

etho: oh, okay. gonna get swords

beef: i was making a couple of each

pause: swords?

etho: oh, i guess we could just use axes, right here

beef: i need more wood, anyone got like a little bit of spare wood, actually? to finish off the... perfect

pause: here, here

etho: we don't use slabs, here, no no. we go all—

beef: no no

pause: full slabs, full slabs

beef: this is full force, i'm don't even, i'm not even gonna take cuts on the corners either, i'm doing full corners

etho: look at this. we're not even gonna use netherwart as part of the house. we're fancy like that

pause: dude, this is beautiful. what a beautiful house

beef: this is actually nice. like i feel good in here. it's like a happy feeling.

pause: 'kay i'm not gonna lie, i need to fix this door, though, cause this door is, this door is weird

beef: what's wrong with the door?

pause: it's... let me take it down! you ssssssssuck! you jerk! i hate you etho!

etho: hehe what's wrong pause? just break the door

pause: you know what, i can just do this. man.

etho: ohhh, you smart little f— you smart little guy

pause: there we go. see look. now, now it's proper

Transcript

Beef: (Poisoned by cave spiders) Do you have, like, milk? Pause: (laughs) No, I don't unfortunately (laughing harder) Etho: Got milk, bro? Pause: What the heck was that? Beef: You mean you don't carry milk? Pause: No! I'm not producing anymore. Beef: (laughing) He's not lactating. Etho: It's past the time.

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Beef: Oh, Etho, do you have milk? Etho: No. No milk. I stopped producing. Pause: (laughing) He stopped producing as well! Beef: (also laughing) Why does nobody have milk??

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Etho: They want your milk. Beef: (chuckles) I'm not producing. Pause: (snort) DOES NO ONE PRODUCE HERE?? Beef: No.

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Beef: (collecting Etho's items after he died) Did you have squid ink in your inventory? Etho: Of course. Beef: You never go anywhere without your squid ink. Etho: You need that next to the milk. Pause: (barely holding back laughter) Beef: ...That's gross, dude. Pause: Does Santa Clause drink our milk when he comes and visits us?

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Pause: I asked you! But you're like 'milk, milk, milk.' Beef: That's not true! Etho: (mimicking Pause quietly) Milk, milk, milk, milk Beef: Do you guys have any milk? Pause: Y'all want some milk?

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