Thomas W. Hiddleston, Attorney At Law

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

my super sustainable bmw

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

Happy Pride

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught