Rotting

if you're and indie dev it's your sacred mission to hide some inexplicable shit in the files of the game and never, ever explain yourself. it keeps things interesting. everyone loves it even when they hate it i promise

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

Had a dream that Sabrina carpenter died and everyone was super sad about it but, unwilling to be upstaged, taylor swift flew her private jet directly into a block of apartments killing herself and hundreds of innocent people and everyone called it the gay 9/11

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps