Wish I Wasnt So Fucking Awkward

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[ID: A screenshot of two consecutive posts on the Tumblr dashboard. The first is the original post, and the second is a post by @/shesnake that says, “hello august you piece of shit”. End ID]

Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite

which one of you cowards just unfollowed me

I don't ask much from retro console-style RPGs. All I want is a really jacked woman, a centrally placed combat gimmick that's honestly usually less effective than just doing regular attacks because the action economy doesn't work that way (but I use it every round anyway because it looks sick as hell), and at some point getting to fast travel by being shot out of a cannon.

I just had to delete a bunch of dipshits in the replies debating whether Princess Daisy from Super Mario qualifies as "jacked", which has only reinforced my conviction that there's no hope for this site at all.

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS