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I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.

You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.

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I’m really curious what story elements Collins is going to introduce into Sunrise on the Reaping to make it feel unexpected. Because we already have arguably the most critical plot-points (Maysilee’s death, how Haymitch won, and the fact that his whole family and girlfriend were murdered by the Capitol). Obviously it’ll be interesting to see how those events unfold (especially the family situation), and to get Haymitch’s perspective of it. But it’ll be a very different experience from the other books because we do already know those very major events. So I’m curious what other major events will be introduced in the book to keep us on our toes.

haymitch saying “I don’t drink” hahaha so funny I have a gun in my mouth

gotta love Suzanne Collins' dedication to dropping a banger every few years, re-traumatizing a whole generation and disappearing back into the abyss without a single word

coriolanus snow projecting his insecurities about covey girls onto 15yo haymitch abernathy will never not be funny to me