tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine.

learning that the british call the children's game of telephone "chinese whispers" is fucking insane and then immediately learning after that that the french call it "arab whispers" is also insane but honestly somehow right on brand

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

subtle hinting is OVER i want open and direct ravenous thirsting

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german