tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine.

Sucking dick really is like riding a bike. It had been so long, I was worried I had forgotten. Nope! 😇

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

in another timeline wes anderson is a middle school theater teacher bankrupting his art department with the most over-budget production of suessical the musical jr. that suburban houston will ever see

Going back in time to convince Stephenie Meyer to sue EL James for copyright infringement and stopping the fic to book pipeline

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane