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I looked so cute in this and my colleagues couldn't grasp the vision so I'm hoping y'all will

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kropotkindersurprise

oh no, not "society as we know it", that thing that we all love and agree shouldn't change!

natalieironside

"Society as we know it is at risk" yay wahoo yipee hip hip hooray!

rot-city

the world that telegraph writers inhabit is so funny to me, i pop in sometimes to study them. some that are peak telegraph:

joy and whimsy sucked from the nation as we can no longer *checks notes* boil animals to death

very normal policy idea

my heart weeps for dodgy dave

anyway i hope the angry leftie women win

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

sceptixfakemon

no no it's fine

sceptixfakemon

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

sceptixfakemon

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

stimman4000

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cipheramnesia

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

floweramon

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this. Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic. Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite. I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

reximus44

galsinspace

The baby has been posted here

#Amazing

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itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

venusswasaboy

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

memewhore

#They're so fucking funny 😭

vadergf

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

rudolphsboyfriend

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

bisexualalexmercer

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

the-trash-eating-llama

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the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

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Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

#Korean Fried Chicken #Maybe Soy Chicken #That just has no ring to it 😭

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beardedmrbean

borderlands-disorder

if you can’t handle me at my die mart you don’t deserve me at my bro food

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

#Korean Fried Chicken #Maybe Soy Chicken #That just has no ring to it 😭

kryptonians

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

boyanachronism

I’m like if a manic pixie dream girl was a fat dad.

#My type

surkeart

be free!!

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wizard-dax

Just felt like this speech from a 1992 episode of a TV show should be appreciated this year for no reason in particular

pronounyaoi

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

#Too late #Now I think about him when I see the color yellow

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