I seldom cahoot

Just a reminder that Shane and Ilya are canonically at the age where The Game was very much a thing. Like imagine both of those fuckers staring daggers at each other during a faceoff and it's like:

So my partner and I are being evicted at the end of May. We still have to pay rent for that whole month despite our lease ending this week. We just got a power bill for nearly $500 due on May 6th. We have a water bill for $110 due on the 29th of April. I have no clue how we're going to afford the tow trailer we need to move out of this house, and I can't even begin to think about how much the fuel price hike is going to royally fuck us because we're planning to move interstate.

Haymitch wasn't drunk enough

I was very much like “daym what part of the book is this scene from” only to be hit by a fucking truck BECAUSE THAT’S NOT FUCKING MAYSILEE AT ALL

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babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world