Glaucooma

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

Rb to jerk off prev

don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

A cemetery is a park that just happens to have dead people in it. It is where we put people we love when we want them to rest in a beautiful place forever. It is as much a place of rest and memory as it is a space associated with death. It is a celebration of life and a space to immortalize loved ones. It's not spooky, scary, evil Mart. Its supposed to be a balm and a blessing to the living, not a place of fear and oogie boogie edgy vibes.