garfield theist: garfield exists; he ate this lasagna.
garfield atheist: garfield does not exist; a human ate this lasagna.
reddit garfield atheist: garfield was made up so that humans could get away with stealing lasagna.
garfield agnostic: we cannot know if garfield exists or not.
garfield gnostic: only an imperfect or malevolent feline would have eaten this lasagna.
garfield deist: we can logically determine that garfield exists, but he did not eat this lasagna.
garfield monotheist: garfield is the only divine feline.
garfield polytheist: there are many divine cats, garfield among them.
garfield henotheist: there could be many divine cats, but garfield is the supreme one we should worship.
garfield evangelist: we ought to spread the word of garfield to everyone.
garfield apocalypticist: garfield will soon arrive to consume all lasagna.
garfield messianist: in the future, garfield will arrive to save humans and lasagna.
garfield panentheist: garfield is universal, and his spirit is in all things.
garfield egotist: i'm better than garfield.
"Do you know what Garfield Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case..."
