Here Is More Of My Woke Soul

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

when i was a kid i thought the words "viscera" and "entrails" literally just meant leftover food. so i would oft ask friends parents if they were going to eat or dispose of the "entrails" and i never understood why they looked at me with such restrained disgust