You killed the nice queers. Now its us cockroachs.

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

but I just went there today

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

[Image ID: Tweet from . (@/ NoEmmeG) reading: i be tryna go with the flow but i need a complete report on the flow before i go with it. /End ID]

@thatfriendlyanon

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

Bringing a Galapagos finch to a biology lecture and I leave to go to the bathroom and when I get back it’s grading papers

being a jack of all trades is dope as fuck honestly. it's like I'm doing crop rotation inside my own brain