my heart's an autoclave

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

hear me out: bloodmary fic where Simon shows up in his sub while grace and rocky are on their way to Adrian, but he doesn't wake up until the whole fishing fiasco so his first impression of them is seeing a banged up grace lug a banged up rocky into the sleeping area and then burn himself to save rocky. then he immediately gets the ship all to himself for a couple hours basically send post

hiiiiii <3 i live in a barn : )

hello friend! may i step into your lovely barn and also do u happen to have warm human blood inside of you? smiles so sweetly at u

i have the regular kind of blood. you can sleep in one of the stalls. what do you eat? is it timothy? we have a lot of that. i can put a bunch in one of those net bags for you.

u…. u have timothy? lots of timothy ? for me? and i can sleep in a stall ;w; woaw…. no body has shown me this much kindness for two thousand years

wwooooaaahhhh hold on. 2 thousand years? you're not a vampire are you....

*tearing up* thank you i love you i’ll be the best horse for you i promise i love you

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

this is why you shouldn't swear

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

your teens are for repeatedly not killing yourself. your 20s are for having intellectual pretensions. your 30s are for making a reallyyyyy good cup of chai masala

hear me out: bloodmary fic where Simon shows up in his sub while grace and rocky are on their way to Adrian, but he doesn't wake up until the whole fishing fiasco so his first impression of them is seeing a banged up grace lug a banged up rocky into the sleeping area and then burn himself to save rocky. then he immediately gets the ship all to himself for a couple hours basically send post