may’s’s ramblings

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

went for a 2 hour walk tonight and explored a local park and accidentally interrupted two teenage girls smoking weed in a ditch behind a baseball field. the kids are alright and life feels worth living again

you literally cannot find a news story about domestic violence towards women or women being murdered bg their male partners without seeing multiple men in the comments saying some version of “oh well she wasn’t innocent either” or “what did she do to set him off, women always do something” like they hate us so so so fucking bad. electric chair to all of them idc

Something they don’t tell you about being a lesbian is that sometimes your wife leaves for completely reasonable periods of time and then you miss her so bad until she’s back

sleep is kinda like a rhythm game where there's 1-2 hour periods where you feel tired during which you need to perform a 'sleep' action and then if you miss them you stop feeling tired but retain the penalty.

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

American: [seeing a commuter bus for the first time] Wow thats the biggest car ive ever seen. Its long like a hot dog instead of being short like a hamburger. They should make a version of these with guns