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Terrible, awful news. Just fucking retire. You've ruined the career ofhyoeu former amazing partner because she spoke up against you and now you're gonna continue to bring disrepute to the sport.

#figure skating #sorry but they do not have the sparkle him and Gabi had #and they're guaranteed to win as he's the judges specialist littlest boy #and the sport is so fucking corrupt

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kurhanchyk

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

westofvenus

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

jungwildeandfree

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

s-cullayy

thatlittleegyptologist

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

datundit

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

sunbentshadows

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

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kleeklutch

rikusqueenofhearts

balillee-deactivated20260220

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

iampattonsanders

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

applejuicewerewolf

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

rabbitheartedfool

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

wardenaristraith

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

ya0ishi

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

hikarisakurariver

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

thebestworstidea

without it appears any hesitation. She's got it solid.

classical-memeician

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

alettertofutureme

History is not done with us yet my friend

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

classical-memeician

YOU

yviisxo

rest in peace to this diva

contagiousgrace

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

doctorbluesmanreturns

I feel like we got the briefest glimpse of what it must be like for the people in the Doctor Who universe.

"Does anyone else remember the giant salt and pepper shakers that could fly being on the news awhile back? Was that some sort of movie promo?"

orpheusilver

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

orpheusilver

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

orpheusilver

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

abalisk

😞

A travesty

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eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

wizardshark

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

saspitite

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

wiisagi-maiingan

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

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dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

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