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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

the smuckling smumbler

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batbetbitbotbut

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

batbetbitbotbut

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

agam-shel-barvadim

but at what cost

snissel613

two zuzim

nmbrs

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

#John parry #his dark materials spoilers #the TV show did him dirty #his death in the book was heartbreakingly sudden and painful and meaningful and beautifully written

theroguefeminist

How did a radical leftist and unapologetic fascist get over their differences and become friends? The story of their shared antisemitism will warm your heart…

leonardo-nierman

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lordsausage

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

probablybadrpgideas

Every 3 months, roll a d4 to see which season is beginning

I think once you've done it four times that's the canon season progression for your world, and you can mix it up by including seasons from different cultures

Welcome to my setting where the seasons go

*rolls*

winter, monsoon season, wildfire season, low water

bookoramaenderteeth

In this world, the slow rise of rivers and tides from dry beds and empty sands is all the warning the inhabitants need to seal themselves in their homes with what food they've managed to grow - winter comes quick and hard here. In a sudden rush of Arctic wind, the waters are raised high, high into the air - and flash frozen. For months, the world is locked in stasis, a winter wonderland of icy pillars reaching to the heavens.

Then, slowly, heat descends from above. The melting pillars shower down over the land, at first in torrents strong enough to scour the earth, and then gently, trickling down the remnant of the winter ice-pillars, in a scant few months of temperate weather which is scarcely enough for the inhabitants of the land to emerge and struggle to scrape sustenance from the flooded lands. And scrape they must, desperately, for when the ice is all gone, the water begins to evaporate, the heat persists, growing stronger ever stronger, until the land is scorched and baked dry, fires breaking out with increasing frequency -

Until the temperature begins slowly to drop, the low rivers return, and the cycle begins anew.

probablybadrpgideas

low water is the ancient egyptian harvest season, where the water has gone down, but I love this - paper

kathastrophen

vivid-sector

doomscrolling thru the weather app

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

partywithponies

Heatwave more like early grave.

classical-memeician

Catch me six feet under on Tuesday and Wednesday as my AC-free house which was built 100 years ago and designed to catch and contain the heat roasts me like a chicken.

#ha ha I'm going to die #thots and prayers #wish me luck

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Terrible, awful news. Just fucking retire. You've ruined the career ofhyoeu former amazing partner because she spoke up against you and now you're gonna continue to bring disrepute to the sport.

#figure skating #sorry but they do not have the sparkle him and Gabi had #and they're guaranteed to win as he's the judges specialist littlest boy #and the sport is so fucking corrupt

kurhanchyk

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

westofvenus

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

jungwildeandfree

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

s-cullayy

thatlittleegyptologist

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

datundit

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

sunbentshadows

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

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kleeklutch

rikusqueenofhearts

balillee-deactivated20260220

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

iampattonsanders

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

applejuicewerewolf

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

rabbitheartedfool

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

wardenaristraith

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

ya0ishi

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

hikarisakurariver

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

thebestworstidea

without it appears any hesitation. She's got it solid.

classical-memeician

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

alettertofutureme

History is not done with us yet my friend

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

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