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Storms calm me down. Books are my best friends. I have more emotions for fictional characters than I do for real people. I'm theatrical, weird, and obsessed with cats. Also, I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.

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pansyfemme

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

nighttimepatrons

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

nighttimepatrons

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

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professional-rat-eater

On Akasha’s side because if I were stuck as a living statue forced to listen to Marius de Romanus talk on and off for nearly two thousand years while he periodically touched me and kissed me, I’d want to kill every man on earth too.

blorbo-wan-kenobi

My top posts finally updated and safe to say I feel normal about Armand

userarmand

Assad Zaman as ARMAND Interview with the Vampire 2.06 // 3.04

reticent-vampire

literally

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queenoftheimps

Louis reaching for the hand of a frozen woman who's meant to be his daughter (but isn't really his daughter)

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Lestat reaching for the hand of a frozen woman who's meant to be his mother (but isn't really his mother)

eclipseart143

Don’t Be too Emotional Q4!

ah yes the love triangle! 🙂‍↕️

mysterygrl20

Hello there Big Jane… would you like a glass of water

spicyvampire

So there's this show called Desire The Series (2025)

armandsdefenceattorney

Be so for real Daniel you don't have a gag reflex.

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defendered

defenders…. yeah

loveyazy

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN (2025-?) 2.08 | The Southern Cross

maxyartwork

it couple

nonchalanccce

Armand: “I love you, Daniel”

Daniel: “fuck… off..”

Armand: “I can show you horrors, Daniel.”

Daniel: “Horrors?!?”😍🥰💕

dorkysunflower219

Armand’s actions this season are so interesting to me. Mr. “I could not prevent it” suddenly running around trying to stop the vampire apocalypse?

Makes me think of what he said to Daniel before Lestat’s show in the books 👀

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alysmond

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022–)

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