Cotton Candy Traffic Cones

the dm scene great but my favourite part was when armand added in a little gossip in the middle of all of the "for 52 years i have loved you and remember when you needed to cry really bad one day i made sure you got to do that alone in a pretty church and i have done little things for you and loved you for that long and also lestat is FUCKING HIS MOM isn't that crazy"

does anyone else sometimes read shadowheart as jewish. thinking some thoughts

jewish shadowheart you are everything 2 me

currently thinking about ethnically jewish shadowheart returning to a jewish community after growing up in a very catholic (and abusive) foster home + extremely passionate convert lae’zel who grew up in an evangelical cult . i’m THINKING about it so much

my mom called me to tell me that shadowheart is jewish-american princess coded. its so joever

Marius: anyway Lestat don't worry if this job is extremely tedious and isolating because I was watching these two for decades before they even acknowledged my existence hahaha Marius: so yeah don't be offended if Akasha doesn't like you or talk to you or acknowledge you that's just part of the job Marius: just enjoy the next several years of her withering silence as you wonder whether she even wants you around and what you're doing with your life Marius: ok bye Marius: -leaves- Akasha: -immediately- oh thank god he's gone anyway hi

Update: back on my BG3 bullshit

i actually fw akasha’s intro. like forget horrors beyond human comprehension, imagine comprehending everything that had happened within the millennia that passed by while you were in a vegetative state

I LOVE EVIL ARMAND! I LOVE PATHETIC ARMAND! I LOVE LOVER ARMAND! I LOVE SCHEMING ARMAND! I LOVE DESPERATE ARMAND! I LOVE HOPELESSLY DEVOTED ARMAND! I LOVE GREMLIN ARMAND! I LOVE HAUNTED DOLL ARMAND! I LOVE ARMAND!!!!!