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the writers did so fucking well at portraying and deconstructing the over abundant amount that lestat in the text romanticizes his abusers. he calls it the "seduction of magnus" multiple times throughout the vampire chronicles instead of admitting he was preyed upon. when you read the books you have to look between the lines of his flowery prose and avoidance but the show took a corny over the top music video style approach and then slammed it next to a full blown ptsd flashback to make sure the audience did not have a chance to misinterpret or mock anything and i respect them for that

"The ceremony was officiated by Adam Sandler" is my absolute favourite part of all this by the way

My sister texted me “Adam Sandler married Taylor Swift yesterday” and after some frantic googling, she’s not technically wrong, but I still don’t like it.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN ADAM SANDLER OFFICIATED TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE'S WEDDING????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

has anyone asked assad in an interview about the vibrating eyes thing? i want to know how he do that