Cotton Candy Traffic Cones

Bro if Armand helps Daniel walk in the sun by feeding him his blood I’m gonna mcfreakin lose my whole mind

armand ignoring gabriella’s questions to him about vampire covens and going “(🙄 anyway..) does nicolas know about us 👉🏾👈🏾” to lestat was so funny and cute to me he’s done being maitre now he’s a teenager with a crush but the crush is a fuckboy 💔 this was his first situationship after decades of forced celibacy in a satanist torture cult in the catacombs and his last one was with his adopted father please be nice to him…

tumblr needs a bookmarks system that's not just saving all the posts i wanna look at later to drafts

i especially love the long suffering way akasha says '23' first thing to lestat, like she was counting down every dreadful year spent with marius and she wants to complain about it first chance she gets

i love the idea of this version of akasha thinking of lestat as like. her purse dog. he’s her chihuahua with gucci shades. he runs around outside and brings her little treasures. he does tricks for her. he gives her cuteness aggression. she owns him.

You prick your finger and go to sign the contract of the demon, however as soon as they see your blood they try to call off the deal.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

On Akasha’s side because if I were stuck as a living statue forced to listen to Marius de Romanus talk on and off for nearly two thousand years while he periodically touched me and kissed me, I’d want to kill every man on earth too.