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how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

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vanessagillings

Pigeon Mail

Another piece from my solo show at Nucleus Portland

blizz4rd1203

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

panicatthecriscodisco

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Why isn't Standing outside the Fire by Garth Brooks a gay Anthem?

We call them weak Who are unable to resist The slightest chance love might exist And for that forsake it all They're so hell bent on giving, walking a wire Convinced it's not living if you stand outside the fire Standing outside the fire Standing outside the fire Life is not tried it is merely survived If you're standing outside the fire

I'm going down a rabbit hole of good country songs from my childhood (before it was all Jesus and America) after I saw an adorable video of modern teens discovering Calling Baton Rouge and The Dance.

I accidentally clicked the question button and i can't figure out how to remove it.

so have an answer

and a second answer

and a third answer

Voting ended onJun 15

#Don't tell me if he's problematic #It would break my heart

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DEVORSTATED

#When Pippa was small she pronounced devastated funny one time and now I will never stop #Jane Yolen had just published her 450th book #I just put this one in the middle of my display

literary-sparks

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

tuxedodan

there is no tumblr algorithm except for the fact that if you put 5 hours of work into a post it will get 20 notes but if you put five minutes into a post with no tags that's completely nonsensical it'll get 10k.

kitstacean

An algorithm is just a rule that social media sites use to decide what shows up on a user's feed.

On Tumblr, it's a bit of a misnomer to say that there's no algorithm. There is one! Implemented by you! Every time you reblog something you cause it to show up on your followers' feed - you're the algorithm. It's you.

sigmaleph

the real algorithm is the friends we made along the way

athanza

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

ithelpstodream

lmao fuck

fiona-glenanne-westen

librarianpirate

In one of my favorite storytime books (New Socks by Bob Shea) this little chick is SO EXCITED about their new socks and are bragging to everyone. At one point they pretend the PRESIDENT called to compliment their new socks. The book just doesn't hit like it used to.

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frances-baby-houseman

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I am doing this to Anne of Green Gables and it is bringing me great joy.

librarianpirate

I am doing this to A Study in Scarlet

segamascott

I just had a storytime where I felt very *on* the whole time, but also it was so hot in that room and it was a very active storytime so I was super sweaty and I threw my hair up right before storytime and I didn't even look in a mirror.

So of course right after someone came up to tell me that she'd been filming it for her social media and "don't worry, she'll tag the library" and is it ok if she posts it? And I'm not going to tell her no, but also ... Thank goodness I wore a black shirt so nobody can see my sweaty armpits, you know? Anyway, now I'm just refreshing the library's tagged instagram posts (I don't even know what social media she uses!) to see what sort of hot mess I am in her video. But she's still in the library with her kids so she might not even post it for a few days!

#tumblarians #storytime #librarians of tumblr

chungledown-bimothy

You're laughing. Legal Eagle is bullying an SNL cast member and you're laughing.

Hooked from the author's note.

#Shady Hollow #Juneau Black #tumblarians

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b0nkcreat

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

plaguedocboi

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

bunjywunjy

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.