Solo in the Sand

Ah, see, that's your problem right there. This deck only works for cholera.

yeah i'm a switch (i can't decide whether it would be cooler to be the magnanimous sovereign pardoning disloyalty or the penitent having their sins absolved)

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

i cannot BELIEVE

tumblr mutuals will truly be obsessed with anyone. there is a guy out there with 1 fan worldwide and that fan is your tumblr mutual