she blinded me with science!

i love headcanons. i love the entire concept of headcanons. i can point at a character and go "that guy has chronic pain" and now he does. what are you going to do? tell me im wrong? its My head, fucker

@funnierasafictive @funnier-as-a-system

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

World Heritage Post

it’s me, my 15 personalities, 638 playlists and 219 unread books against the world

i only talk to three people everyday and all of them is me

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

you see a girl typing frantically and you look at his phone and he’s just typing “scared” repeatedly and very quickly

he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

they HATE my emotionally neglected childhood swag!