be happy be happy

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

wait........ being a loser woman is the best thing ever ........ #blessed