please be quiet, hope is noisy

you verbed dog nouns

someone just tagged this #aesthetic

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

literally no one knows how to be fans of musicians in a respectful, non-intrusive way anymore, except for my mutuals, who are trying to convince 82 year old bob dylan that he is nonbinary

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

I’m sorry but the third place match on Saturday is going to funny as ffuuuuccckkkkk simply France vs England fighting to see which is less of a disappointment

We pwned noobs in a hopeless place... we pwned noobs in a hooopeleeess plaaaace

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom