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when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

are we going to start acknowledging that cancel culture does not work on oppressors and has thus created a system of impossible morality which makes people stagnant and fearful instead of empathetic and productive members of society. and those under the most scrutiny for moral purity are most often the victims of the so called cancelable offense

an improv show that begins with asking the audience for one word prompts but as it progresses it becomes increasingly clear that they’re just testing the audience members on which parts of speech they know

okay so for this first one I’m going to need someone to give me a noun! okay now how about an adjective? very good, okay now can someone give me an adverb? nice, now how about a preposition? can someone give me a conjunction? can anyone tell me a ditransitive verb? does anyone know any demonstrative pronouns? okay now how about an uncountable proper noun? great these are some great prompts now how about a past participle strong verb? nice, now let’s have a

if you vote me in as immortal all-powerful queen, i will make headaches illegal

anyone found having a headache will be shot

i named your son hi because i was feeling greetingful

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

harry styles should be beaten with metal implements for what he has forced the public to listen to over grocery store speakers and then i also need something inflicted on the creative forces involved in that photoshoot where hes dressed like a mayflower pilgrim who fell asleep first at the slumber party and all the other colonial settlers drew terrible tattoos on him in sharpie

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch