graNma sWeetie

experts are reporting that stocks have neither gone up nor down but have instead in their stagnation become infected with a bizarre psychic miasma

we have to believe in cuteness power

its kind of wild how you meet people and then like a month passes and they're your friends. literally how did that happen. i feel like ive known you forever but there was a time where you had to ask me my name

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @granma-sweetie is a good person and deserves many good things.

@granma-sweetie

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

careless whisper has never been a joke to me and it shouldn't be a joke to you either. george michael is the most serious thing in the world

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

latest comic idea i came up with while talking to @missiletoe: ratatouille but instead of a rat who can cook it is a frog who writes the most amazing yaoi. it is titled "frogjoshi." everyone says, "how can a frog write yaoi? what does a frog know about gay love?" and yet, she writes the most beautiful BL stories of all time. a world-renowned yaoi critic reads her novel, and is moved to tears having been reminded of the first yaoi she ever read, long ago, before she even knew what yaoi was. she demands to meet the author. they bring out the frog. roll credits

@belikov-barnes