graNma sWeetie

latest comic idea i came up with while talking to @missiletoe: ratatouille but instead of a rat who can cook it is a frog who writes the most amazing yaoi. it is titled "frogjoshi." everyone says, "how can a frog write yaoi? what does a frog know about gay love?" and yet, she writes the most beautiful BL stories of all time. a world-renowned yaoi critic reads her novel, and is moved to tears having been reminded of the first yaoi she ever read, long ago, before she even knew what yaoi was. she demands to meet the author. they bring out the frog. roll credits

@belikov-barnes

Guy who has only ever pursued Prisoner 24601, seeing his second old man capable of incredible feats of physical strength: Getting a lot of Prisoner 24601 vibes from this...

Hi white trans people on this website. Be it trans men, women or enben. Please remember that you have privilege and can easily be an oppresor. That's all I ask.

Clean your fucking monitor.

I’m having a really fucking hard time right now as the love of my life is trying to call off our wedding because she’s in love with a customer from her wine store and the wedding is in like 3 hours also this isn’t even my monitor because I stole this post from someone else but yeah glad you got your cute little hate post off as if I don’t have other shit to deal with today

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

something Stupid this way Dumbs

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

the violin intro to mama is sexual to me

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

Racing like a piss horse