graNma sWeetie

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

i am like the breadloser of the family

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater

[GIF description: GIFs of a scene from the episode “Surprise” of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Willow and Oz are talking outside the high school. Willow is standing, carrying a binder, and Oz is seated with his electric guitar. He says, “I’m gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I’m kind of nervous about it, actually. It’s interesting.” Willow says, “Oh, well, if it helps at all, I’m gonna say yes.” Oz says, “Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone.” He smiles and asks, “Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night?” Willow slaps her forehead and says, “Oh, I can’t!” Oz says, “Well, see, I like that you’re unpredictable.”]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us