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thirtyskeletons

Any day now

thirtyskeletons

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

thirtyskeletons

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amazon-reef

And the universe said, "I love you because you are love."

I knew what i had to do with the nasa landsat website

mapsontheweb

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

boychic-deactivated20230922

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

headspace-hotel

Mystery dog…

cool-ghoul

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

sandersstudies

The Spanish: Look at this animal we brought with us.

Native Americans: oh that’s a uh. Weird fucking dog you got there.

ateazure

"and the stars look very different today..."

prints now available here!

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

kaban-bang

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emolgana

incredible stuff happening out there

pukicho

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

thefoxboy

@evilwizard

evilwizard

don’t involve me in this…

kilgarraghforever

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

theshitpostcalligrapher

ink-the-axolotl-rabbit

Forgive me for this

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

hellsite-hall-of-fame

ironically i’m probably the least qualified to help in this matter

dashcon

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

mayflame15

yo-its-matt

world heritage post

that-one-fat-guy-over-there

Reading this post is like walking into a civil war reenactment only to realize you accidentally time travelled to the real civil War

suriandtaal

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

mumblesplash

most fuckable tetris piece

I

O

T

J

L

S

Z

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

Explain yourself.

mumblesplash

some people might not have seen all of them yet

mumblesplash

i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

mumblesplash

at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

mumblesplash

they are reading the comments

mumblesplash

some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:

for some reason both people who prefer S AND people who prefer Z say they think Z would be kind of mean

people who Don’t pick the T overwhelmingly assume people who do chose it because it looks like a dick, actual given reasons for picking T lean more toward gameplay versatility, sex toy safety (i.e. they ALL look like dicks but T has a flared base), and personality

there’s a fairly even split on use of gendered pronouns for I, O, T, and Z, but people tend to use she/her for L, J, and especially S

there have been multiple unconnected instances of the phrase ‘triple t spin in the pussy’. this doesn’t really matter it just feels worth mentioning

by and large S and Z fuckers are MUCH more passionate about their choices than L and J fuckers

there’s been a tumblr-typical handful of ‘submissive and breedable’ comments, but as far as i’ve seen only the T piece has people explicitly and directly saying they want to get it pregnant. no idea what caused this. the art seems to have made it worse

mumblesplash

guys stop calling my tetris gijinkas tumblr sexymen. 3 of them are women

elodieunderglass

Going to arrange these posts next to each other for beautiful context

thaliawashere

I am now exclusively employing etm.

blue--deer

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

elodieunderglass

There are Experiences behind this sign

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fireflylies

et tu brute?

just-shower-thoughts

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

advanced-procrastination

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

maybe-its-jake

Today’s your lucky day

hearteyes-wheeler

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

saxifraga-x-urbium

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat

oh yes it's that time of year again

assindeto-deactivated20140621

take me to art museums and make out with me

cornputer

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

etherialism

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

loremerchant

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

i-found-a-mushroom

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

tumblebagel

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

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