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Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

we’re up all night to get yucky

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

It's bleed out and die thursday

it's so fucked being in the US right now constantly being blasted from every side about how you need to eat better and have more protein and more fiber and more vitamins and balance your gut biome etc etc, meanwhile it's not actually safe to buy raw meat or cooked meat or fresh vegetables or frozen vegetables or pre-made meals or supplements or-

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

“foul play” is one of my favourite euphemisms. yeah bludgeoning that guy in the alley wasn't very sportsmanlike of you. yellow card.

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business