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today my extremely normal sister asked if i’d seen the new ryan gosling space movie and i said “no but i’ve heard it’s really good” which was code for “everyone i follow on tumblr really wants ryan gosling to fuck that rock”

she really liked it btw

I saw a tweet that asked “has there even been a baby who sat in the Stanley cup, then proceeded to join the nhl/win a Stanley cup?” and my dumb ass confindently went “JACK ZIMMERMANN”

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

i really wish my current hyperfixation wasn’t my terrible baseball team because it’s actually ruining my mood at all times

me in the tags of this post saying “when tomodachi life comes out i’ll have something else to occupy my brain” and then i immediately filled my tomodachi life island with players from my terrible baseball team

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

not to be a vulnerable theater kid on main but listening to hamilton at this point in my life actually makes me emotional because it makes me think about listening to it as a stupid little 17 year old in my high school drama classroom and dreaming about new york. and now i actually live here and work full time at [REDACTED MAJOR ARTS INSTITUTION] and i have a dope as fuck life and a leftist mayor and things seem to be looking up. and the knicks are in the finals for the first time in 27 years. history IS happening in manhattan and we just HAPPEN to be in the GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD

ok it’s not funny anymore i actually cant stop listening to hamilton

I can’t believe hideo kojima just won eleven Tonys

i’m glad the storied tradition of major game announcements happening on the same day as the tony awards has held strong. huge day for me and me only