mind ya business

The poise… the balance… the PRESENCE

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)

Lmfao

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

what a vicious attack

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

boss fight

This gave me pure unremitting joy

These guys are called TOO MANY ZOOZ and there is much enjoyment to be found on their youtube

WOW.

Still love this video

Footwork BRAZY

that was a religious experience

me

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

His little ears flopping in he wind

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE