mind ya business

I don’t know why I want more

Love it!

*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE

Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN  LANE

I laughed too hard at this

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

this is literally inhumane 

brandon flowers sat down when he was 20 and wrote mr. brightside, like he didnt even realize he was going to write the greatest masterpiece of our generation, a song that will be remembered for ages, a timeless classic. a song literally everyone has heard, knows of, and/or can sing along to . like wow, he fucking did THAT 

destiny was calling him

me as a discovery

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

Please watch this video

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

I love the pure joy and laughter of the people filming this too lol

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle