mind ya business

The fact that this language is at a point where “I don’t care” and “behold the field in which I grow my fucks” mean exactly the same thing blows my mind sometimes

“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.

I like how the brass guy knew it was coming while the bass clarinet still gets caught off guard

I would like to thank tumblr for giving me a reason to google the phrase “What musical composition includes the FUCKING HAMMER.”

So are you gonna tell us what you found out?

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

@cottonttail

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

um no offense but whom'st’ve going to loveth me

no fucking way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

Omg

what can’t she do

i wish i had my shit together like this