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Thanks for letting me crash at your place. My parents kicked me out after I told them I dropped out of college to be a career surrogate. I don't understand why they're so upset. I'm making more money than they are, and I'm doing what I love. They let my first surrogacy slide, but they got super pissed with this one. I think jumping straight from a single to triplets really set them off. I also don't plan on slowing down.

I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas. I was only there for a long weekend and now I’m driving across the country with this huge belly. I just can’t believe how quickly I’ve grown! I though I’d have at least a month before I outgrew my clothes.

Thanks for letting me soak up some A/C! You have no idea how hot it gets carrying this belly in the middle of summer. If it gets any hotter, I’m going to have to stay home til I pop this little brat out. Anyways, I’m a firm believer in rewarding good deeds. So I’m yours as long as you’d like. Just please be gentle, my hips have been killing me.

I don’t know how much longer I can use the “just put on some weight” excuse. My belly is noticeably round and it’ll only get bigger. And since you knocked me up right before summer, I can’t hide my bump under baggy clothes or layers. You have to promise that you’ll take responsibility when I’m forced to come clean.

My doctor said I'm carrying triplets! I'm definitely going to outgrow my roommate this time! She's gotten bigger the last two pregnancies, but she's only carrying twins this time. I'm so going to rub this in her face! I can't wait to outgrow all of my clothes and show off my huge belly 24/7

I can't believe that I'm leaving another foreign country with yet another random man's baby in my belly. I told myself I'd stop doing this, but I always end up at the local clubs, and one thing leads to another, and BAM! Another baby in my belly. I know everyone back home is getting tired of my pregnancy announcements, but I just enjoy being swollen so much.

Please don't tell me that you're another guy "looking to try a pregnant woman". I swear that's all I've gotten lately, and it's starting to feel like charity work. I haven't gotten off once in the past three weeks! None of these guys know how to treat a pregnant lady, and it's getting really old. I don't have too much longer with this belly, and I want to make the most of it.

You guys are gonna have to wait another minute! My pants don't fit me anymore! I think I have another pair around here somewhere. I promise I'll be quick! Just give me five minutes, we'll still beat the crowd to the club!

I recently joined a workout class exclusively for pregnant women, and it's been great! It's nice to meet other women going through the same thing. Although one of the other women in the class told me that if we wanted our deposit for the class back, we had to give birth IN CLASS! I guess that might explain why I've seen four births in the two weeks that I've been coming. It does seem a little uncomfortable, but I am nothing if not money-motivated, and this class was super expensive.

I don't think we have time to go to the date party tonight. My belly is as hard as a rock, and the contractions have been getting closer and closer. I know I'm not technically due for another week, but I think this baby wants out now. I guess I could try to hold it in, my water hasn't broken yet, so I must have some time left. I am already all dressed up for the party, and it is at my favorite bar.

Good news: my tits have grown! Bad news: the sorority wants me out of the house before I give birth for "breaching chapter rules and regulations". I guess they only care about enforcing the 'no sex' rule when you're unlucky enough for the condom to break. I'm really not all that upset. The chapter president has been watching me like a hawk since I started showing so, while my sorority sisters easily bring men back to the house, I'm hounded and have to try to go home with guys. Luckily, almost every frat on campus has asked me to be their sweetheart. I know I'll get treated like a queen at any one of the frats, and more importantly, I'll have over a hundred men readily available to fuck my brains out.

It's safe to say that spring break was a success for both of us. I think it's time we sit on the beach and enjoy the attention before we hit the clubs for the last time tonight, before we head back to campus. I just know all of our friends are going to be jealous of our new bellies!

Thanks for filling me up! I love the feeling of cum sloshing around my womb and the unbroken stares I get from strangers as I waddle down the street. I didn't expect you to fill me up this much. I hope I make it home before I start leaking.

My secret is out. Now you see how I got all those VIP tickets and backstage passes for all the biggest musicians that come through Nashville. I hope this doesn't hurt my chances of getting more tickets because there are some big-name artists coming through in the next few weeks.

You better hope I don't lose any tip money. My uniform is officially too small to cover my belly. I'm just wondering how long it'll take before I knock someone's glass over with this stupid thing.

I wonder if I could get that hot lifeguard to sleep with me. I swear he's been stealing glances at me all day, and it's no secret that I need a good fucking. I haven't been touched by a man since we got down here last week, and I'm going insane. I was too close to buying that large cucumber I saw at the store yesterday. I think he's coming over here. I knew it was a good idea to wear my pre-maternity bikini top to show off my growht.

I should have never signed up for multiples. My first surrogacy went so smoothly that I thought I could handle more than one baby. I skipped straight over twins and triplets and went straight to quads. The pay increase was more than substantial, but I'm approximately the size of a house! My doctor said the babies are doing well and that I still have more growing to do. At this rate, I'll be bedridden in a week! I haven't seen my feet in months. I'm just glad my surrogacy agency has a sex on demand service because I've been insatiable since I started showing, and I doubt I could seduce a guy on my own at my size.