What is Here was Dangerous and Repulsive to Us

it's so funny how people not from massachusetts perceive salem. someone asked me recently if they have a lot of rides there. sir it's not a haunted witchy version of disney. if you want to look at some graves you have to park two full miles from downtown the entire month of october because there's hundreds of people milling around mad there's not some kind of pressed-to-death roller coaster

Similarly to disney they do have a problem of people trying to spread human ashes all over the damn place though. I'm sure the people at the hocus pocus house were thrilled to find the note on their door saying "this was my mom's favorite movie hope it's ok I spread her all over your yard" the OCEAN IS RIGHT THERE YOU SICK FREAKS

my mom was a metalhead so instead of selling me to one direction she sold me to slipknot and my mask suuuuuuuucks

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

I attempted to rob a man at zweihanderpoint but unfortunately he pulled out a pike and gained the range advantage, giving me no choice but to flee

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder