Queen's Thief blog (with other topics)

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

happy 125th birthday to bunny roger

Note that "carriages at (time)" would by then have been a rather old-fashioned way of indicating at about what time guests should expect a social event to end. The impression here is that things are expected to be fairly sedate until midnight, when the adults (relatives, friends-of-the-family, parents of the youth's friends, etc.) clear out, and the young people are free to get their rager on.

looks like they're going ahead with the uk social media ban for under 16s which is insane and stupid for a variety of reasons but funniest thing about it is that it looks like tumblr isn't even on the list of platforms being banned. maybe we'll have a renaissance of 14 year olds talking about whatever the modern day equivalent of superwholock is on here again out of sheer lack of other options

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

Cosign!

one time when i worked at a hotel i noticed that there was a reservation that day under the name Sweet Booty and me and my coworkers giggled about it. and then hours later some guy is trying to check in and we can’t find his reservation and he’s like “well my gf made the reservation, lemme call her” and he put her on speakerphone so she could read out the confirmation number and i was absolutely thrilled to ask “is it the reservation for Sweet Booty?”