okay 💗 yay 💗

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

men on here be like “take a peek into my twisted mind” and it’s just 30 anal gifs in a row

What if we were solid wooden unique pigs together

get up

I just googled the word Epic and there was a picture of you and also your address and credit card numbers and full photocopies of your whole ass passport be careful girlie

after an intense multi decade study scientists have discovered that: hi :)

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now