the inevitable heat death of the universe

i feel like one singular sesame seed. in this big wide world.

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now