the inevitable heat death of the universe

gash (eyeshadow) looks beautiful on me

AND MY MAKEUP TURNED OUT GOOD THANK GOD

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

i feel like one singular sesame seed. in this big wide world.