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just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

👉👈 dinner?

actually i changed my mind. if you don’t want to have sex with a puppet that looks like a rock you automatically go straight to hell.

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

i love how they actually wrote into the show that deans an anxious texter and will double triple call and text his boy friend and the boy friend who blatantly confesses his gay love is nonchalant about all that

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

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wearing my sometimes the shit breaks you shirt and i was in the back alley this morning and this little old lady was walking her 3 shih tzus and she told me she liked my shirt

I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and ignores me. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

My young nephew is ill and requires urgent, life-altering surgery that must be performed as soon as possible; any delay could impact his health and future. We are living in Gaza under extremely harsh conditions, and one of the hardest things we face is watching him suffer right before our eyes while being unable to secure the necessary treatment for him. 😭

My nephew is his parents' only child. He lost his father in this genocide in the Gaza Strip and has suffered multiple traumas during this war. Please do not leave him alone. Donate to fund his surgery. Please donate—please!

My account has been blocked, and I am still stuck at the €530 goal needed for my nephew's surgery. Today is the last day—there is less than 24 hours left before the procedure. I don't know why Tumblr is silencing me; is it because I want to save my nephew? Please, please don't let me down. Please save the last of us. Please donate—donate to save my nephew. Please donate. 💔😭

One of my favourite Klinger moments of all time.

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.