bury me in burgundy

like shane is the ethan hunt in that he’s not ever going to give up and that he can figure out every situation to save his friends and family and himself and ilya is the ilsa because he’s been abandoned so much that he knows he can only trust himself until he finds shane and sees that this idiot not only will give someone else his oxygen tank while free falling out of a plane but will then walk it off like truly has a belief that the he can make the world better and also will not ever die and somehow the world seems to bend towards those two beliefs and so of course immediately goes “well, I will die for this guy when the time comes” and then does.

the mission: impossible - the final reckoning gay submarine occupies a similar cultural position as the ottawa centaurs

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

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